If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
My relationships are like furniture from Ikea: I do all the work and two years later it falls apart.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I could dance with you ’til the cows came home, but I’d rather dance with the cows ’til you came home.
I read the dictionary yesterday…turns out the zebra did it.
It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is, it is always room temperature.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
I used to be indecisive. Now, I’m not so sure.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.